One day we are going to look back at this moment in our lives and laugh. Well, I try and laugh every day but I am still trying to document our weird and crazy stories so one day Emmy, Ryan and Owen can share these stories with their kids. The saying "kids say the darnest things" has take a whole new meaning....
The other day Owen came home and said "Halloween is canceled because of corona virus. Once it is gone, we can have Halloween". Break my heart.
During all of the fires his class had to stay indoors because of the air quality, he came home and said "We didn't go outside from the air is broken". He has been using the word "from" instead of because. I am constantly correcting him but he really doesn't give a shit. Haha.
Emmy is miserable doing online school. She's doing fine but HATES sitting behind a computer in her room. I've been having her move around the house for a change of scenery. As boring as her classes are she has some pretty awesome stories.
1. Her science teacher apparently smacks his lips after every sentence. She does a killer imitation. He also has a 3 year old son who is often sitting on his lap or having tantrums in the background. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess!
2. Her AVID teacher (college prep and organization) also has two boys at home who are always harassing her to play on their ipads. Emmy said she's constantly yelling "Boys - do your homework!"
3. Her social studies teacher - well, I wish I could record her. She looks about 50 lives alone with a lot of dogs and loves the Padres. She says "mmm, hmmm" like 50 times an hour and talks like she is a 25 year old rapper. Emmy has been sitting next to me during this class and we both giggle the whole time. She also has starbucks delivered to the house in the morning and is constantly taking pictures of her dogs! She kicked some kid out of the zoom because he said he wasn't a Padres fan!
4. HANDS DOWN best virtual school story yet - some kid suggested the class download a chrome plug in to help convert jpegs to PDF so the teacher sent it around for everyone to download, which Emmy did. Turns out they all downloaded a virus and pictures of a naked women with HUGE boobs popped up on everyone's screens. HAHAHA. The principal had to send out an email to the whole school.
Ryan is as happy as can be - still singing all day long and drops in to say hi to his teacher every day during her office hours. Poor lady probably wants to eat lunch but hangs with Ryan for 20 minutes each day. Ha! He really is the sweetest.
Ryan has PE on Friday mornings
Science class
TGIF!!
Taking a math test
Poor kid really needed a change of scenery so we headed into the office one day. I set her up in a cube when I had a call and she thought it was the coolest place ever -which made me feel pretty cool too :)
Owie and school!
Saying a quick hi to his class
